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This template presents prepackaged notices in the form of the Burma-shave ads once seen on American highways. It is intended to be used as a humorous notification to experienced editors. It should be used for editors who you have a good relationship with to give them a friendly nudge. With new or grumpy editors (or if you're not sure the editor will take the joke well), just use a standard message or warning template.
As an alternative, the {{burma-shave}} template can be used to create your own custom Burma-Shave poem.
Usage
[edit]{{Burma-shave-notice
| 1=
| layout=
}}
Parameters
[edit]1– The notice to use (see below). Capitalization doesn't matter.layout– The layout to use, default is "vertical". Choices are "horizontal" and "vertical".
Notices
[edit]- aninotice: WHEN YOU POSTTO AN/IDON'T FORGETTO NOTIFYBurma-shave
- crappy: EVERYONEIS SO UNHAPPYAN/IIS REALLY CRAPPYBurma-shave
- battleground: AT WPEGOS ABOUNDSO LET'S AVOIDA BATTLEGROUNDBurma-shave
- disengage: WHEN DISCUSSIONSFILL WITH RAGEMIGHT BE TIMETO DISENGAGEBurma-shave
- promo: YOUR CONTRIBSGIVE ME THE NOTIONYOU'RE JUST HEREFOR SELF-PROMOTIONBurma-shave
- sign: WHEN YOU COMMENTDON'T BE LAMEJUST FOUR TILDESSIGNS YOUR NAMEBurma-shave
- contentdispute: NEW AN/I THREADPROBLEM ACUTE!CLOSED WITHOUT ACTION"CONTENT DISPUTE"Burma-shave
- section (re Arbcom's unthreaded discussion rule): ONLY POST INYOUR OWN SECTIONCLERKS WILL SUFFERNO EXCEPTIONBurma-shave
- involved (For involved administrators): WOULD THAT I COULDCAN'T THOUGH I SHOULDBUT SOME OTHER ADMINMAY BLOCK YOU FOR GOODBurma-shave
- teahouse: THIS IS NOT FORAN/IMAYBE TEAHOUSEYOU SHOULD TRYBurma-shave
- inclusiveness: INCLUSIVENESSWE REALLY DIG ITSO PLEASE DON'T BEAN EFFING BIGOTBurma-shave
- agf: DON'T WANNA WIFEHENRY VIIIthKEEP YOUR HEADASSUME GOOD FAITHBurma-shave
- vandal: WADING THROUGH VANDALSBRING SANDALSTO AVOID SCANDALDON'T MANHANDLEBurma-shave
- revdel: IF PUBLIC VIEWWOULD BRING DISGRACEA NOTICE-BOARDIS NOT THE PLACEBurma-shave
- A unknown or invalid value returns: UNKNOWN OPTIONWHAT A CROCKTAKE A MOMENTREAD THE DOCBurma-shave
TemplateData
[edit]Displays pre-written Burma-Shave notices.
| Parameter | Description | Type | Status | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Notice name | 1 | The name of the notice to use. Case insensitive. See documentation subpage for valid options.
| String | optional |
| Layout | layout | Whether to display the notice vertically (vertical) or horizontally (horizontal)
| String | optional |