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In my many years of writing, I have developed a marked aversion to the use of short sentences in prose. They often render an otherwise engaging narrative fragmented and, at times, lacking in sophistication. While this preference is largely personal, I have frequently addressed this concern during both good and featured article reviews. My intention in doing so is to help elevate others' writing styles, hopefully encouraging a more fluid and cohesive approach to prose composition.